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This will keep your cold beer cold longer. Take a large plastic ice tea tumbler and fill about a third full with water. Fill up with ice. Then over the sink or outdoors, push the cold bottle into the water and ice causing it to overflow. Remove from tumbler to sip the beer. Spin the bottle each time you replace it in the ice and water. Ice cold to the last drop.

There are a couple of secrets to delicious ice frosty cold beer. Do not attempt this unless you are sober to start with. It's easy to lose track of time and end up with a broken bottle in the freezer.

First, put a couple of cold bottles of beer in the freezer of the fridge.

Check them after 30 minutes. Look for ice slush forming in the neck of the bottle. If there is some slush, pop the cap and enjoy. If not, put back for 15 minutes and check again. You get the idea.

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